i didn't know god was a fag.

That's not God, son, that's Father Daniels.

I got stood up on my first date. <<Wahhh Wohhhhh>>

I've heard that god is above average.. in shoe size that is.

the insanity must stop.

If Christians only date God then they will not make more little Christians, maybe this should be encouraged.

Oh, wait, never mind... I forgot about the immaculate conception thing. That must be what the preacher was alluding to when he was talking about "Getting blasted with God's Love".

*promote

Invocations (promote) cannot be called by d3bas3r because d3bas3r is not privileged - sorry.

What if you went out long enough that you end up popping the big question and God says, 'Yes'...?

...now suppose that kind of goes south after a while and you divorce God... you'd get half?

*eyebrow arches and arches and arches and arches...*

I don't want god to blast me. No one wants to see the Holy money shot.

I wanna kneel in front of god and feel his love blasted all over my face.

I prefer Barely Legal.

*promote

Self promoting this video back to the front page; last published Sunday, October 11th, 2009 1:23am PDT - promote requested by original submitter brain.

Once, I asked an aids educator how to tell if you're gay.
She said "When you masturbate do you think of girls or boys?"
I said... "I think about God.... and skull fucking"

Wow...on the whole 'God taking Adam to the garden and blasting him over and over again.'
I once tried blasting a girl with my love. She was pissed. I think that only works in porn.

hahaha ant doesn't like when you make fun of him and his girlfriend (god)

god goo... ew...

>> ^blankfist:
No one wants to see the Holy money shot.


the internet does.

Damnit, Ron Luce. Why must you inundate my present with the shit you peddled to me in the past? I already told you I don't want your drugs. I'll end up in a back alley with God's love blasted on my face. AGAIN.