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1. He "recycles" his semen orally.
2. Enjoys spanking himself
3. Poops pants

Basically, he's my idea of a good Friday night.

HOLY JEBUS! This poor son of a bitch is within 5 years and two heartbreaks of shooting up a schoolyard.

Ah, the schadenfreude.

I'm pretty sure that, despite not knowing it at the time, Al Gore invented the internet for the SOLE purpose of sadism.

It's almost like watching a lava lamp. One that poops its pants and drinks seamen.


Wow...things you never thought you'd type in your life.

Is this a Pepsi advertisement?

I think he's giving sarcastic responses to trolls who suggested that he performs all of said acts.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan

I suggest that we silence it to death.

Hahahaha, gwiz downvoted. Bit too close to home sugarplum?

I have a new to do list...

Attention whoring is no laughing matter.

Not at all.

This is my serious face. Super serious.


>> ^alien_concept:
Hahahaha, gwiz downvoted. Bit too close to home sugarplum?

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