she's probably lactose intolerant, like billions of other people. or maybe she's vegan, like a few billion other people. maybe she just doesn't want The Man forcing carcinogenic saturated animal fat down her throat, i dunno.

Vegan like how many hundreds more??? C'mon man, veagns are at the bottom of the western food chain with regard to genetic predisposition to DYING!!?? Most you meet, already have compromised immune systems, and mental problems......


-Gimme grits, bacon, sausage, eggs over easy, waffles with fresh blueberries and maple syrup, whipped cream, more sausages and bacon, vanilla milkshake, some well-done crispy hash browns, a side of Hollandaise for dipping, some fried smoke-cured ham, and keep the coffee comin', bowl of fruit,
maybe a cheese tray somewhere in there delivered
in a timely fashion, and MINKS' got the check.

Oh and some butter pads and more sausages, to throw at the vegans on the table over....

I noticed a glass of milk, or some type of dairy product, was included in almost every breakfast suggestion. An early example of the Dairy Council trying to sell us something we don't really need.

Seriously - if you eat a well-balanced meal with a big glass of milk to wash it down, you're essentially eating two meals in one.

I love bacon, sausage, eggs - all of that - but you get in your 40's, and you just can't risk it any more.

oh, i love this...

but i still want to know: why????????????????????

yer right roughy, moderation is the key.....

in the case of meat, moderation means max twice a week, sorry to spoil the party choggie lol

and milk is, daymn. but cheese is niiiiice hahaha.

i always laugh when meat eaters tell me about vitamins while not eating enough vegetables. (they put blueberries on their pancakes and call it a portion of fruit lol)

Man! Where is part 2!? The suspense is fucking killing me! I'm going with anorexia.

anorexia +1

I want to chant that this belogns in the viral channel... and I don't see why not, actually.

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Heroin. She's riding a horse that does not stop for breakfast.

I'm with krupo, 2 for anorexia

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Maybe she eats breakfast at school?

I'd like to ask them "What the *&%$ are you doing in my bedroom!"

But thats me. Maybe she's used to it.

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