Holy crap it's Karaidl!!!!!!!

ROFL

When this first came out I was playing it at work and a co-worker asked me what the name was. When I said it was called Hash Pipe he said "Oohh...I thought he was saying Ass Wipe". I about choked I was laughing so hard.

"Oohh...I thought he was saying Ass Wipe". I about choked I was laughing so hard.

Actually, fans dispute whether this is actually part of the chorus

Oh-o-oh You've got your'e problems
Oh-o-oh I've got my Ass wiped/eye swipe/eyes wide (??)
Oh-o-oh You’ve got your big G's;
I've got my Hash pipe

I've always thought myself he actuall does say ass wipe(d), but I dont know.

Rivers allegedly said this song was about a transvestite prostitute, and I'm pretty sure the lyric is "I've got my ass wide".

I also thought it was Karadi.

Lead singer Rivers Cuomo calls this "A totally insane song about a homosexual transvestite prostitute."

and from the song..

first chorus:

Oh, come on and kick me
Oh, come on and kick me
Come on and kick me
You've got your problems
I've got my eye swipe
You've got your big G's
I've got my hash pipe

second chorus:

Oh, come on and kick me
Oh, come on and kick me
Come on and kick me
You've got your problems
I've got my ass wide
You've got your big G's
I've got my hash pipe

Third chorus reverts back to the "eye swipe" version

other interesting line in the lyrics:

I can't help my feelings, I'll go out of my mind
These players come to get me 'cause they'd like my behind

and

I can't help my boogies they get out of control
I know that you don't care but I want you to know
The knee-stocking flavor is a favorite treat
Of men that don't bother with the taste of a teat

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