Awesome.

I feel bad for all the fangirls...
Not the fanboys though, those idiots deserve to be punked!

It's a love story between a very messed up, teen aged, girl who can't make up her mind between loving a Vampire of a Werewolf. Why would any guy flock to this, screaming like this, unless there were some un-admitted to, homo-tendancies?

>> ^Sagemind:
I feel bad for all the fangirls...
Not the fanboys though, those idiots deserve to be punked!
It's a love story between a very messed up, teen aged, girl who can't make up her mind between loving a Vampire of a Werewolf. Why would any guy flock to this, screaming like this, unless there were some un-admitted to, homo-tendancies?


Because they want to fuck the fangirls?

My favorite part of this gag is how long it took to sink in. Twilight fans are very smart.

All that for two jokes?

>> ^Drax:
Awesome.


I'll second it.

I would feel bad for the fan girls... If they weren't obsessed with a book that glorifies rape. The first time Edward and Bella have sex, she's unconscious. How could anyone find that romantic or magical?

>> ^Imagoamin:
I would feel bad for the fan girls... If they weren't obsessed with a book that glorifies rape. The first time Edward and Bella have sex, she's unconscious. How could anyone find that romantic or magical?


Stephen King ripped into this author a while back. Seeing as I had a very extensive Stephen King phase growing up I did a smidgen of google research on twilight.

That part you're saying is a glorified rape bit is actually a reference to how the concept of the books evolved from a dream the author had. The book's story is actually based on the authors personal dream and fantasy (eew). That's why the main character's name somewhat resembles the author's.

But anyways, point being I could see the young fans of this series finding that whole thing about the books being based on a dream -very- romantic.

Too bad no one tried to do this when harry potter was released... but at least that was a bit more tolerable than twilight...

Just to say in my defense, I'm not much of a fan of Twilight and I'm a strong believer that when a vampire goes out in the sun, it should burn to ash, not glitter...