The audio for this gave me a splitting headache.

Sorry about that, spaceman Spiff!

Turn down your headphones a tad, folks. Kory is mimicking shouty, superlative-spouting, steroid-fed commentators. Enter at your own risk.

I found this to be a completely accurate depiction of televised sports, particularly American football, to the non-sports person. Funny!

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This video too weird to live, yet too rare to die. *save

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LOL.. hilarious and accurate in the way of perspective... I love to play sports but I rarely watch because it usually bores the hell out of me and I believe that if people put as much energy into focusing on the serious issues in this country and the violations of our Consitution instead of sports stats and "who is going to win", then we wouldn't be in such a pickle.

^ ConPat - thx! if you take a quick scan of mysterywalker's homepage, at YouTube there, you'll quickly understand why he's very much of the same opinion...

Upvote for "I think I just got my chair pregnant".

hehe! was one of my favorite lines, too!

I think I just got my chair pregnant watching that. Upvote this, unless you're a fag.

I just lost the game.

I've seen this like 50 times in the queue but never watched because of that thumbnail.
I thought this was a WoW movie.

*promote

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mysterywalker does not fuck around-one of the unsung heroes of the you tube-subscribe to his superior intel, puny meatbots! Praise Bob...Hail Frankenstein!!!

This is exactly what it looks like to me.

*promote

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*promote what the Super Bowl means to me

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I can't wait until the superbowl! One of the teams is going to win and one will lose in unprecedented action!

This never fails to crack me up every time I watch it! I forgot to *promote it for Superbowels weekend, so betta late than never, right???

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*quality

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ow ears

It was horrible three years ago. Sorry.

^But you like it now?

*doublepromote for Superbutt weekend

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I need an SUV and an adult diaper now.

Worth bringing back. Thanks, Issy.

*promote

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I think this captures the spirit of American sports quite nicely