I just keep watching this. Mascot!

I don't know why, but for some reason the teabag string coming out of her mug next to her overly earnest face makes me snort.

Oh my... part of me wants that to be real just cos.

I had to upvote this one just from the tag "porn for gentle souls". I know, I know... it's against the rules, but that was enough for my vote. The video itself just made it even better.

I'm the guy they hired to do the "Fur Coat." The ladies love it.

I have seen the future...

it's "upvote happy" week and you win!

It makes me happy.

I would upvote, but I dislike the joke about cuddles for rape victims. That seemed a bit tasteless to me.

I agree with you Aemaeth, actually. But I loved the rest of it, so here it is.

I thought this was about a fabric softening teddy bear

Took a turn for the bizarre at 1:40 or so. Viva UCB!

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