Simon's Cat in 'The Box' (NEW!)

laurasays...

My husband thinks cats are homicidal maniacs. Even when they're playing, they're practicing killing something...they WILL attempt to kill anything smaller than them that moves, even if it's your toe under a blanket.
I think it's cute.

Don_Juansays...

O.K.! Think about it. Cats are born homicidal maniacs. They spend 90% of their waking hours killing insects, watching other live things such as birds with desire to catch and kill, or playing as though they are catching and killing something. The other 10% is going to the toilet and rubbing their scent on their human slaves legs in order to mark the human as their property. They are said to harbor a paramecium that causes rodents to not fear them and humans to love them. They have evolved a cry that is the frequency and modulation of a newborn human baby. Other than that, they present a regal attitude and are cute (which impression may or may not be a result of the paramecium). If cats were as large as horses, we humans would be in deep trouble! Lastly, there are no good cat recipes.

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