that anchorwoman needs to learn to the punctuation on her telepromt

Jamaican news is the only news I watch. Everything is better in that smooth sexy accent.

You would probably have to be pretty drunk or something to mistake that man for a woman.

Who the hell even owns an icepick any more let alone drives around with one!? That's a red flag.

The part I really don't get is how there was apparently not enough evidence for the cops to lay charges. Isn't the dude admitting that he had paid the ladyboy for a 'night of fun' enough???
Kudos to the anchorwoman for a straight face.

An icepick? Hmm, watching a bit too much Basic Instinct are we?

>> ^Sketch:
Who the hell even owns an icepick any more let alone drives around with one!? That's a red flag.


Actually, I think the question is more who the hell needs an icepick in Jamaica?

"Lies, Penis, Icepick" > "Sex, Lies, Videotape"

nice shoes tho

>> ^Kevlar:
>> ^Sketch:
Who the hell even owns an icepick any more let alone drives around with one!? That's a red flag.

Actually, I think the question is more who the hell needs an icepick in Jamaica?


I'd say the video answers this question perfectly...any guy in Jamaica who fears the prostitute he's hiring tonight might not be a woman.

Seems like the camera man's pretty interested in what exactly IS on the menu... 0.o

My, what big hands you have...

My guess was that the surprise was a birthday cake.