Thieves tend to be creatures of habit, returning again and again. I wouldn't have said anything then put out a box with a GPS locater in it for a few days each week.

I'd have used my very particular set of skills to hunt her down and kill her.

Or maybe just filed a police report.

he starts to cry reading his own poster....

have your shit delivered to your work. get a po box. who thinks its a good idea to leave VALUABLES UNSECURED?

military figured that out long ago. fuk em both really.

Did you know some people can cry at will? Actors find it a useful skill.

I thought it was real too, until he did his Liam Neeson impression. Then when he cracks up at the ice coffee... that was funny.

I can appreciate his humor.

"I still think AOL's cool."

That's funny.

He should order a package of angry bees next time.

How could anyone actually think his emotions are real in this video? Is it like a deep seething desire to hate a perceived douchebag? It must be. Here, let me help redirect your hate.