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56 Comments
KreegathI'm all with you on the experiment part. However, I don't see how this could be perceived as fun by any standard. And I can definately not see how this can be compared to Monty Python.
Of course, different people have different tastes when it comes to comedy, but I have serious problems picturing anyone being amused by eight and a half minutes of butchered RE4 clips.
mas8705The experiment will go on...
*requeue
siftbotRe-queueing this video for one more try; last queued Wednesday, January 16th, 2008 7:39pm PST - requeue requested by submitter mas8705.
mas8705second *requeue
siftbotRe-queueing this video for one more try; last queued Friday, January 18th, 2008 6:01pm PST - requeue requested by submitter mas8705.
KreegathI think it's safe to end the experiment before a third requeue.
Arsenault185BLEHHHHH
mas8705How many requeues does it take to get a video sifted or discarded? will find out soon... *requeue
siftbotRe-queueing this video for one more try; last queued Sunday, January 20th, 2008 2:23pm PST - requeue requested by submitter mas8705.
mas8705*requeue again
siftbotRe-queueing this video for one more try; last queued Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008 11:03am PST - requeue requested by submitter mas8705.
KreegathWhat's the take on requeue abuse?
mas8705that is a good question... I'm not to sure myself, so far though I think my other video has seven requeues so far...
mas8705as long as this video is still up, I'll still *requeue until the time something actually happens with this video...
siftbotRe-queueing this video for one more try; last queued Thursday, January 24th, 2008 9:35am PST - requeue requested by submitter mas8705.
JohnnyMackerssays...^ Wouldn't be too hopefull, man. I personally made it about two minutes in before it got too irritating.
Arsenault185This is why you have both the discard and kill commands at your fingertips. Stop clogging up the queue with shit on purpose. You know this sift is junk and you said it yourself. We all know there is no limit to requeue, so why bother posting stuff you don't like, and continue to let it live when you know the sift doesn't like it?
RyjkyjI don't know what you guys are talking about. This is F@^%#$ing AWESOME!
my15minutes^ well, i wouldn't go that far, but...

yeah. i got a few chuckles out of it.
if i fuckin' lose it, at the sight of this little number, then yeah.
this nonsense is worth it, too.
KreegathI don't see how this is funny, witty or clever in any way. I'm hoping to sift something myself for the sole purpose of downvoting this. Hopefully it will be discarded beforehand.
Flat out abusing ones sifting rank in order to keep ones own bad videos alive indefinately is something atleast I look down on. Look at it this way:
This video has failed six times in a row to get enough votes. There's been voices raised in opposition to its lack of content and quality, and as far as I can see it's still several votes from being sifted.
Of course I'm no authority on videosift, and as such speak solely for myself.
mas8705Lets see, I picked up two extra votes and Kreegath has discredited me for the fourth time, with all do respect please stop taking this seriously for everytime I say *requeue after all not all videos can be sifted in two days and you don't have to check up on me every two days either... Also if this is such as bad video, why is the count currently at 8 to 4? (I know its three people who downvoted this, but I felt that I should have added Kreegath to this score, after all he has already pointed out how much he hates me)
siftbotRe-queueing this video for one more try; last queued Saturday, January 26th, 2008 12:08am PST - requeue requested by submitter mas8705.
KreegathPlease don't see me trying to get you to stop requeueing the video as hating you personally, that's not the case. However, I do disagree with your view on requeueing.
In all fairness, it's possible to criticize someone and not hate them. Disagreement over a video is what I feel, not enmity towards you personally. I'm sorry if I've come across as attacking you personally and not made it clear what was intended, namely criticizing the quality of the video and the infinite requeue system set in motion here.
bleedingsnowmanYeah, sorry man, WTF is one thing, random obnoxiousness is another. I got a chuckle here and there but mostly a headache. I'd like to see what others think though. *discuss
siftbotThis video is being sent to Sift Talk for discussion - discuss requested by Bleedingsnowman.
K0MMIEDon't interfere with the man! The queue will sort itself out. If he likes it let him try. if not let it die. Don't make the decision for him!
*return
siftbotReturning this video from Sift Talk - return requested by K0MMIE.
mas8705I wonder if it would be too late to have "most hated video on videosift" tag added on... Nontheless I have to explain myself...
First off, if you check back on sift talk, I did get permission to see about if whether or not youtube poop would be considered an illegal post or not... Since not many people knew about and and since it wasn't getting counted against the rules, I was able to post one...
Second, in the description, I say "It isn't suppose to make sense"... The idea behind what I said is that if you try to figure out what is going on, your not going to enjoy the video... The whole thing is that these type of videos are actually quite popular believe it or not and I thought I would share one piece... If I offended anyone in anyway, I can only say sorry of course... however I have no regrets on posting this video and I was actually posting another one if and when this video would have been sifted...
*awaiting verdict*
PaybackI lol'd when the guy put the gag tape back on and shot the tied up guy.
rembarAbsolutely awful.
bleedingsnowmanI don't understand why you would want this taken off of sift talk. Seems like you'd want as many people to see it as possible.
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I have to disagree with something though: This IS supposed to make sense. It's not a linear narrative in any sort of way, but the clips are strung together and orchestrated to make a joke. He throws the knife and it flies into his own chest. It’s not like he throws the knife and then we never see it again. There is a purpose to the madness, and if it truely didn't make sense then it could never be funny.
Like said before, it gave me a few laughs, but I almost think it becomes predictable. In the end I just don't think the amount laughter is proportional to the time it takes to watch.
But I respect your experiment and persistence. And given enough time it will probably get to the queue (with a thread of about 150 comment
mas8705To tell you the truth, I can see this recieving more than 200 comments, 1/2 consisting of *requeue commands and this would still not get anywhere if no one actually votes...
I'm going for the record!
That and I'm already made the claim of Worst Videosift video of '08...
siftbotRe-queueing this video for one more try; last queued Sunday, January 27th, 2008 9:31pm PST - requeue requested by submitter mas8705.
bleedingsnowmanGood luck. Honestly, I am bizarrely invested in this sift so keep up the good work!
Arsenault185So what exactly is the end state? Are you waiting for a discard? For enough down votes to kick it out? Or are you waiting to see how many requeueueues it takes before the requeueue rule is changed? Sometimes i think your setting yourself up for the 08 siftys of most requeues on a single video.
RyjkyjDude, I totally lay claim to the worst SIFT of '08. And to prove it, I offer this evidence: my video is already discarded.
jonnymas - why are you so attached to this vid? I mean, nothing personal, but you see that title bar on top of your browser? It reads "Quality Control" for a reason. This has been sitting in the queue for 2 weeks now, and hasn't made it out. I certainly don't have a problem with you requeueing your video as many times as you wish, but why not just go out and find something else to sift?
If you're trying to prove a point about the possibility of infinite requeues, it's been done.
Arsenault185It only got requeued 3 times though.. this one has far surpassed that.
mas8705Honestly, I don't have any attachments to this video and the reason why I keep using the *requeue command on this video is beyond me... Like I said before, I consider this as an experiment for this is literally the first of its kind seen on videosift (or at least one of the few)... I don't know but a part of me wants me to see if a video such as this could actually be sifted, or if it will get disproved by everyone...
Even if it wastes an unsift slot, I'm still having fun with this video... As for my claim of most hated video... I'm still making that claim here... I'm hoping that when everything is all said and done, there will be almost as many + votes as - votes and still keeps going till we see what happens... (that and also if I hit Gold Star Status, this would make one heck of a roast story)
siftbotRe-queueing this video for one more try; last queued Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 8:58pm PST - requeue requested by submitter mas8705.
dystopianfuturetodayCurious to see where this will end up. Keep up the weird work.
jonny>> ^mas8705:

if a video such as this could actually be sifted, or if it will get disproved by everyone.
That's what I was pointing out. That experiment has been done and the answer is yes, the way things work now, pretty much anything can get sifted if it's in the queue for long enough.
that and also if I hit Gold Star Status, this would make one heck of a roast story
You don't need a gold star to join in the fun!
http://parody.videosift.com/talk/The-New-Roast-Crew-List
mas8705Somehow I see this getting sent back to sift talk if I continue using the *requeue command like this... It would actually be funny if I help create a new requeue rule, but until then, time to give this video another two days...
siftbotRe-queueing this video for one more try; last queued Thursday, January 31st, 2008 7:45pm PST - requeue requested by submitter mas8705.
Arsenault185Ill send it back to sift talk then. Its obviously your wish. I think the community should *discuss this. We all know that video sift doesn't have ample server power to spare, so why do you insist on clogging it down even more with this stuff? I think that with 366 views, and only 4 votes, the community has spoken. We don't want it on the sift. I don't know, maybe its just me, but this needs to go. Maybe we DO need a requeue rule of some sort. Something that totals in with number of views or something....
siftbotThis video is being sent to Sift Talk for discussion - discuss requested by arsenault185.
dagComment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)
I'm going to be a bit brutal here and say that I see this as a "look at me, doing something quirky" kind of exercise. You don't actually see this as a worthy video , but are just looking to push the boundaries for fun. Sorry.
mas8705Yea... It was fun while it lasted... I have to say though, this was interesting...
so with all do respect, I think I'll stop this nonsense myself...
Siftbot... Please *discard
I'll *Kill this later...
siftbotOther invocations (kill) cannot be called when discarding a post - ignoring nonsensical requests by mas8705.
dagComment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)
Thanks Mas- I appreciate that. You're certainly not alone in pushing the boundaries of the site, experimentally for fun. http://www.videosift.com/video/Fuck-it-If-Unicorn-planet-made-it-this-can-too
But when pushed by these kinds of efforts- we wind up having to make prescriptive decisions that make the site a little colder, impersonal, suck a little more - and place us down the road to "crappy video Diggdom".
If we all just Sift the videos that we think are worthy, we can avoid this.
dagComment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)
*return
siftbotReturning this video from Sift Talk - return requested by dag.
mas8705man... that is worse than this one... Still though, if I can't even *discard my own video, someone please do it for me...
(after this video is gone, I'll be posting my apology on sift talk)
siftbotDiscarding this post - discard requested by original submitter mas8705.
mas8705*pulls out a gun*
Its been fun REF- WTF is going on, but fact is, that no one is ready for nonsense... so I'm afraid I will have to put you down...
*kill
goodbye... it was fun while it lasted...
siftbotPermanently discarding this video - kill requested by submitter mas8705.