That is some fucked up postmodern shit right there

Another one I tried to sift a while back:

I just find it humorous he's making money as a gold nova.

Whats a gold nova and hows he making money being one? Also why do you find it humorous?

I haven't looked into him specifically, I just went to their twitch page http://www.twitch.tv/thecreatures
where they have a subscription and people occasionally donate to their favorite streamers. Assumingly, he gets a cut of the subscription and whatever people donate to him.

Anyway, gold nova (which you can see when he gets kicked to menu on mid-left above friends) is the competitive rank in CS:GO meaning he's basically in the 60-70 percentile. http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2012/10/5565/
So he's slightly above average, but maybe he's fun to watch, or interesting to listen to.

In my experience, people are literally about 2x as good as someone 5-6 ranks lower. But the ranks are fairly highly dependent on winning, which requires a good team more than anything at the high levels.

I hope the guy who did this gets his butthole touched in prison. In b4 some nerd or his dog get shot by a twitchy cop.

It needs to be way harder to do this. If you own a dog, SWAT isn't going to hesitate to shoot it. Yay, awesome prank internet!