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Police Searching For Missing Productive, Obedient Woman

submitted by plastiquemonkey

1 decade 5 years 4 months ago

The first Today Now episode since Chinese Salvage Fishery Yu Wan Mei Group bought the failed Onion newspaper.

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plastiquemonkey

"America is in rapid decline because her people no longer strive to succeed."

Someone had to say it...

The flying fish soda is awesome. I want it!

Without Harmony And Dedication, All Fail!

I've been following this on Onion Mobile, and I have to say that at first I was completely baffled by the articles.

I love it.

Excellent jab at the Morning Joe show's Starbucks sponsorship.

So many tastily hilarious morsels/nuances in that segment.

The communist china ties, yet the map is of the US great lakes region. The wacky fish in the 'new wife' picture, etc.

Good Morning, Father?

What's that doing there?

^making fun of bad chinese translations?

Ni hao, guys.

*dead

This video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by chingalera.

Awarding oritteropo with one Power Point for fixing this video's dead embed code.

*length=2:43
*findthumb

I couldn't get it to play on the Onion site either, link, but found a copy on yt.

The thumbnail image for this video has been updated - findthumb requested by oritteropo.

The duration of this video has been updated from unknown to 2:43 - length declared by oritteropo.

*promote Superior fish salvage and injected polymers
http://www.yuwanmei.com/

"Without harmony and dedication, all fail."

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Monday, July 20th, 2009 8:26am PDT - promote requested by chingalera.

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