Owl Loves A Good Noggin Scratch

Ya, Rly.
Paybacksays...

I like how it starts out:

"I'LL BITE YOU!!! STAY AWAY!! I'LL BITE YOU!!"
"LOOK AT MY EYES!!! I CAN SEE INTO YOUR SOUL!!!"

"What? Hey. What are you doing? I'LL BITE!!"

"Bite! ... you... watch... bite... bite..."

"bite... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

Draxsays...

"Scratch all.... you.. want.. I'm still not.. telling you ... how many .... licks it takes.. to get to the center..... of.... -_- zzZZzz zzZZzz zzZZzz

(Guess what I have too much left over Halloween candy of)

videosiftbannedmesays...

That must feel both completely alien and completely wonderful to the bird. I mean, think about it? Do birds ever get massages? It'd be like discovering that if you shake all over (like dogs do when they get wet), you suddenly get sexually aroused.

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