Whoa - is this fake?

Here's what I would've done -
knock on a nearby door of a fellow patron, but be discreet,
If no answer, knock on another door
when the patron answers, assert "Hello, I need your help, I'm naked and I've been locked out" -
could you please do me a favor and give me a towel and call down to the front desk and ask for a staff member to come up immediately, I'd really appreciate it.

That's what I would do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVQwlKRDKOA

*fail

Adding video to channels (Fail) - requested by ant.

Almost too funny to be real, like the Mr.Bean bit halfAcat linked. The whole "just act nonchalant as if everything is normal" when the first two people walked by was hilarious.

I don't even walk around INSIDE the room naked. Them places are GROSS.

I wouldn't let him inside the elevator if I had a kid with me.

</sarcasm>

...which is a good reason not to let him inside the elevator with the kid

I guess the scenarios playing out in your head must be awful!

If I see someone completely naked in a public area then the possibility of a dangerous mental instability would certainly make me hesitate to put myself between them and their intended actions, especially with children nearby.

I'm considerably less concerned with the supposed horror of a child seeing what a naked human body looks like.

Personally I'd let them on the elevator, then quietly exit with the child.

The walk of shame reaches a whole new level.

They're going to reuse those dishes he's holding, you know.

It's obviously fake for so many reasons.

*lame