Dream on my dear friend...

In a free society, this wouldn't be an issue, right?

But how are we supposed to help the private prison industry if we can't pack dope offenders like sardines into their overcrowded convict warehouses? And how are we supposed to help our pharmaceutical industries when they can't patent a weed? And how are we supposed to help our beer, wine, and distilled spirits industries when there's a new legal competitor on the market?

Pro-marijuana = anti-business, and
Anti-business = anti-American, ∴
Pro-marijuana = anti-American

Why do dopers hate America?

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Net neutrality>> ^blankfist:

In a free society, this wouldn't be an issue, right?

>> ^kronosposeidon:

Net neutrality>> ^blankfist:
In a free society, this wouldn't be an issue, right?



Pfft. N00b f4gz can't triforce!

I see the state failed you in literacy. Must have been some wealthy, greedy teacher who did you wrong. >> ^blankfist:

>> ^kronosposeidon:
Net neutrality>> ^blankfist:
In a free society, this wouldn't be an issue, right?


Pfft. N00b f4gz can't triforce!

>> ^kronosposeidon:

I see the state failed you in literacy. Must have been some wealthy, greedy teacher who did you wrong. >> ^blankfist:
>> ^kronosposeidon:
Net neutrality>> ^blankfist:
In a free society, this wouldn't be an issue, right?


Pfft. N00b f4gz can't triforce!



They're certainly wealthier than me.

How much do you expect to make giving handjobs behind the 7-11? >> ^blankfist:

>> ^kronosposeidon:
I see the state failed you in literacy. Must have been some wealthy, greedy teacher who did you wrong. >> ^blankfist:
>> ^kronosposeidon:
Net neutrality>> ^blankfist:
In a free society, this wouldn't be an issue, right?


Pfft. N00b f4gz can't triforce!


They're certainly wealthier than me.

>> ^kronosposeidon:

How much do you expect to make giving handjobs behind the 7-11? >> ^blankfist:
>> ^kronosposeidon:
I see the state failed you in literacy. Must have been some wealthy, greedy teacher who did you wrong. >> ^blankfist:
>> ^kronosposeidon:
Net neutrality>> ^blankfist:
In a free society, this wouldn't be an issue, right?


Pfft. N00b f4gz can't triforce!


They're certainly wealthier than me.



It wasn't handjobs. We've been over this. He was selling me special magic sauce from a warm and rather formidable straw.

Who knows how to hijack a thread? We do.>> ^blankfist:

>> ^kronosposeidon:
How much do you expect to make giving handjobs behind the 7-11? >> ^blankfist:
>> ^kronosposeidon:
I see the state failed you in literacy. Must have been some wealthy, greedy teacher who did you wrong. >> ^blankfist:
>> ^kronosposeidon:
Net neutrality>> ^blankfist:
In a free society, this wouldn't be an issue, right?


Pfft. N00b f4gz can't triforce!


They're certainly wealthier than me.


It wasn't handjobs. We've been over this. He was selling me special magic sauce from a warm and rather formidable straw.

>> ^kronosposeidon:

Who knows how to hijack a thread? We do.>> ^blankfist:
>> ^kronosposeidon:
How much do you expect to make giving handjobs behind the 7-11? >> ^blankfist:
>> ^kronosposeidon:
I see the state failed you in literacy. Must have been some wealthy, greedy teacher who did you wrong. >> ^blankfist:
>> ^kronosposeidon:
Net neutrality>> ^blankfist:
In a free society, this wouldn't be an issue, right?


Pfft. N00b f4gz can't triforce!


They're certainly wealthier than me.


It wasn't handjobs. We've been over this. He was selling me special magic sauce from a warm and rather formidable straw.


Oh? What was this thread about again? Something about hippies and their wacky weed?

I like what he has to say, but goddamn, Cenk is the sloppiest newscaster I've ever heard. I want to rap him upside the head with my pointer and yell "Slow down! E-NUN-CIATE."

Someone should turn Cenk onto this plant I heard about that you can smoke and it calms you down... its name escapes me at the moment...


>> ^probie:

I like what he has to say, but goddamn, Cenk is the sloppiest newscaster I've ever heard. I want to rap him upside the head with my pointer and yell "Slow down! E-NUN-CIATE."

Net Neutrality

>> ^kronosposeidon:

But how are we supposed to help the private prison industry if we can't pack dope offenders like sardines into their overcrowded convict warehouses? And how are we supposed to help our pharmaceutical industries when they can't patent a weed? And how are we supposed to help our beer, wine, and distilled spirits industries when there's a new legal competitor on the market?
Pro-marijuana = anti-business, and
Anti-business = anti-American, ∴
Pro-marijuana = anti-American
Why do dopers hate America?


The weed industry will eventually have enough money to buy more "representation" in congress, just don't expect them to push hard for people's right to grow at home (bad for business).

Congress has had every reason to reschedule the drug since 1972. They simply do not give a shit about the wording of the Controlled Substances Act, and there is no way of making them give a shit. Courts have no say since it isn't a constitutional issue. The only other way of doing it is to petition the attorney general, the last such petition was presented in 2002 and is still being reviewed. Very very slowly.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Removal_of_cannabis_from_Schedule_I_of_the_Controlled_Substances_Act#Background