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I would have sex (with a woman) for a double cheeseburger with bacon. In fact, I bet most Sifters would too.

If this video doesn't go Top 15, I'm suing Dag for suckness.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Maury, Attitude, Prostitute, ICanHasSexForCheeseburger' to 'Maury, Attitude, Prostitute, ICanHasSexForCheeseburger, double cheeseburger, bacon' - edited by MrFisk

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YES WE CAN!

I would have sex with a double cheeseburger with bacon too. Food lovers unite!

>> ^Throbbin:
I would have sex (with a woman) for a double cheeseburger with bacon. In fact, I bet most Sifters would too.
If this video doesn't go Top 15, I'm suing Dag for suckness.

Also, this is like the most horrible tv-shows I've ever seen.

>> ^gwiz665:
Also, this is like the most horrible tv-shows I've ever seen.


Like, really??

I sometimes have sex with myself for as little as a packet of crisps. It's degrading but I can't resist the taste.

Wow, stay classy Angelique

I can't believe no one has said it:

"Whatevah, I do what I want!"

Those girls are so hot. I'll have to admit, I rubbed one out just watching this. OOOOOH. And there's a replay button!

(sigh)

"Y'all don't know me! Y'all ain't me!"

suprised... it's a maury episode that does not include DNA test to determine who the biological father is. "The Maury Show often revolves around a mother trying to prove or disprove her child's parentage through paternity tests. In fact, Maury popularized the catchphrase 'you are NOT the father' as the preferred method of revealing negative DNA results of paternity tests." [wikipedia]

>> ^Throbbin:
I would have sex (with a woman) for a double cheeseburger with bacon.


You want fries with that, sugar?

I'm having sex with a double cheeseburger with bacon right now...

oh... FOR a cheeseburger?

oh... I thought... sorry. damn. nevermind.