Man, fuck Fresno....land of the IRS and nightly gang/crime blotters ....

it's a shame he was arrested, he was holding a high card, he would've won the pot

"do you get, like, frequent flyer miles on that?"

They want to also charge him with "intent to distribute?" Just because he put it on the table as a bet?

And if it was Prozac, Xanax, Valium, or any other legal drug, they would have simply told him to remove it.

That whole mess is bullshit. Why arrest a guy for holding a plant, then placing it on a table? He wasn't smoking it. He wasn't selling it. He wasn't giving it to kids. Where is the crime?

officer, just wondering... you don't really need ALL that evidence do you?

I love the intro music to the segment "Inside the Force".

Lord knows a place that thrives on vice and human weakness can't have some stoner tarnish its reputation.

Maybe he thought it was pot-limit poker. He was just betting the pot.

Where's the crime?

How about possession of an illegal substance, for starters?
The intent to distribute was him trying to pass it from his possession (there it is again!) to someone else.

A good reason to legalize it is that there is no evidence that marajuana is any less safe than prescription antidepressants.

It also can't stop you from doubling down on two 7's.

ya, i just heard a commercial for some new miracle anti depressant that warned if you feel an increased desire to kill yourself you should probably consult your physician, good call.

>> ^jwray:
A good reason to legalize it is that there is no evidence that marajuana is any less safe than prescription antidepressants.

"Legalise it... and I will advertise it."
Peter Tosh

The only crime here was that they confiscated it.

Upvote for the hilarious opening line.

But seriously, I don't see anything funny in watching a couple of niggers abduct an innocent man and steal his property. They openly admit their intention to lock him in a forced labour camp for months or even years. It's fucking disgusting.

Officer: Do you understand what you did wrong?

Man: No, dude. I was pretty high at the time.