Great, he convinced me to hurt myself for two minutes.

"make a muscle. oh hell, you puny excuse for a minion, here show my muscular arm instead"

>> ^Deano:
Great, he convinced me to hurt myself for two minutes.


Me too. Ouch!

son of a... I tried the first one, lifting the bone, it still hurts several minutes after.

The ones on the hands do not hurt...the ones on the wrists don't hurt. However the ones near the elbows succeed in causing pain.

They don't hurt, they just feel uncomfortable, the elbow one hurts quiet a lot though.

I don't know, after 5 years of punching a heavy bag I suppose pain suppression is built up.

Then again, people feel pain differently, and some have damaged nerve endings.

The most painful point I know is at the base of the jaw. If you go right underneath where the jaw joins the skull (below the ear) push your thumb in and twist. On an opponent it works best with both thumbs, one on either side of the head. I don't know anyone who's had that move properly applied to them who could hold out.

>> ^Drachen_Jager:
The most painful point I know is at the base of the jaw. If you go right underneath where the jaw joins the skull (below the ear) push your thumb in and twist. On an opponent it works best with both thumbs, one on either side of the head. I don't know anyone who's had that move properly applied to them who could hold out.

Works best if your opponent is a quadriplegic

>> ^rottenseed:
"make a muscle. oh hell, you puny excuse for a minion, here show my muscular arm instead"


LOL... I think my neighbours heard me I was laughing so hard.

Just after the video ends...

Minion: "Dude... I quit."

Semi-useful.

An opponent in a real fight will have heightened pain resistance due to adrenalin and obviously won't stand there.

"You" will have an enormous loss of fine motor control to effect these techniques due to adrenalin.

Nuts, eyes, throat or better yet run.

>> ^NordlichReiter:
The ones on the hands do not hurt...the ones on the wrists don't hurt. However the ones near the elbows succeed in causing pain.
They don't hurt, they just feel uncomfortable, the elbow one hurts quiet a lot though.
I don't know, after 5 years of punching a heavy bag I suppose pain suppression is built up.
Then again, people feel pain differently, and some have damaged nerve endings.


I've found that pressure points especially are really variable from person to person. I have friends on whom you could dig into a point for hours with no result except a bruise, and others that if you barely tap the same spot they scream in agony.

So... they're nice when they work, I guess, but definitely not anything that I'd rely on. The ones that force the associated muscle to relax seem to be more commonly effective, even if they don't necessarily hurt.

Love the oh so casual delivery of "It hurts like crazy."

I think it goes without saying that I'm fuckin' subscribing to this mofo's channel.

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Nuts, eyes, throat or better yet run - qm

Id like to nut in your eyes and throat and then run.

Bullshit this doesn't hurt Nord!! Submit video of you taking all these! Cmon!

Great advice, non-lethal, and good to use when you're "play fighting" to get the upper hand without much effort.

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