Part II:

This...this is special.

I am pleased that this is in *cooking

I mean I like to lick carpet, but this takes it to another level.

I feel so much better about myself now.

Couch Cushion Stew

Ingredients
1/4 pound of cubed couch cushion
3 tablespoons vegetable oil
4 cups water
1 teaspoon dried rosemary
1 teaspoon dried parsley
1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper
3 large potatoes, peeled and cubed
4 carrots, cut into 1 inch pieces
4 stalks celery, cut into 1 inch pieces
1 large onion, chopped
2 teaspoons cornstarch
2 teaspoons cold water

Directions

1.In a large pot or dutch oven, cook couch cushion in oil over medium heat until gooey. Stir in rosemary, parsley and pepper. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat, cover and simmer 1 hour.
2.Stir potatoes, carrots, celery, and onion into the pot. Dissolve cornstarch in 2 teaspoons cold water and stir into stew. Cover and simmer 1 hour more.

What. The. Fuck. ?.

LOL! Why the fuck is this listed as a "related video?"

http://videosift.com/video/jimmy-luxury-the-tommy-rome-orchestra-CHA-CHA-CHA-1

I'm a couch cushion pusher. I also push napkins, shoe soles, specialty glue & waxes + crayons. PM me for details on my other tasty products.

Okay... It's easy to understand having a weird craving or addiction, but... Doesn't there come a point at which you should think to yourself, "jesus, I really shouldn't be eating all the fucking furniture!"?

If I gave in to every craving I have, I'd probably be dead and/or arrested.

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