"Never work with children or animals. Never is that truer than with porno..."

Upvote for this line!

Quality delivery from Carr.

The intent of creating a porno that people want to watch from start to finish is a fools errand. It's what movies like Pirates and the like have done. (Which, yes made heaps of money... not my point).

There's this current line of thinking that to make porn more acceptable to the masses, and appealing to women, you need a great story etc.

Bollocks

Pirates as a case in point, they pile on sets, costumes, some sort of vaguely workable story, terrible acting etc. AND YET, when it comes down to the actual sex... what do you have? The same, terrible sex scenes where the women are treated like objects and degraded. It's crap... and a huge turn off for most women. (There are a minority that like that I guess, but it's not the majority AT ALL). So... you have a film where you have a vaguely passable movie that you wouldn't choose to watch on its own, interspliced with sex scenes the same as in any other porno.

It's all wrong, what you need is sex where BOTH parties appear to be enjoying themselves, BOTH parties are turned on and are pleasured by the other party, and if you have that you need sweet bugger all setup. Just the minimal required to set the mood, build tension, and then on to the sex...

You really do, as Carr says here, only want to watch some of the movie, enough to get things going as it were.

(I'm talking from the point of view, mainly, of a couple watching here... which is where they're aiming with these 'adult films you actually want to watch for the sake of the film' malarky)

And now... I'll get off my dirty, dirty little porno soapbox...

Ahem.

Yeah, so... funny video

What does he say about Shawshank Redemption and American Beauty? Can't understand.

that Shawshank was tragically overlooked by the Oscars

that Kevin Spacey was amazing in American Beauty

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"Egg on her face" never thought of that one.

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