In Australia lots of things can kill you ...but not AR15s

A song about all the wonderful things that Australia has to offer. -yt
newtboyjokingly says...

They don't need AR-15s.
If Bruce or Sheila want to commit a massacre, they can just leave a box outside for a while and bring whatever deadly critters crawl into it to their victims. Why waste effort on bullets and such when every fucking thing in your country is deadly?!

ChaosEnginejokingly says...

People go on about Austalia being full of stuff that wants to kill, maim or eat you, but I lived there for two years, and I only lost 3 fingers and a leg.
It's fine.

Also, the paralysis is getting better every day.... I can almost move my (single) big toe!

wtfcaniusesays...

The part where they say "at least we don't have an NRA" is wrong. We have the SSAA which is the NRA's retarded younger brother. The NRA helps fund the SSAA and influences politics and gun law in Australia the same as they do in the USA.

Also kangaroos will fuck you up and drown your dog. If you're a tourist visiting Australia please don't treat them like pets, even if other people are doing it. Stay the fuck away from the males.

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