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Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by lurgee.

Hey, I didn't see, "Tripped by news reporter while fleeing a war zone." on that list. They need to update their insurance coverage!

I hate insurance companies, but here is a good tip:
A friend of mine is an insurance broker. He told me that insurers are more than happy if you are "economical" with the truth when you fill out the forms to start a policy. You may think you are saving money, and maybe short term you are. However, make a claim and they will quickly discover your deception and, guess what, no cover.

He didn't even get into uninsured motorist coverage. Let me pay even more to cover the criminal's cost!

"Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there." we chant, and another agent appears in the Pentagram. He screams. The dark lord feasts tonight!

Ok, I'll admit I'm a douchebag and troll for saying the following:
'America, land of the free unchecked capitalism!'
I know, I suck but somebody would've said it anyways. Might've been me as well. Somet hings are bad here too. I forgot to buy Ravioli at the supermarket. See? This place ain't perfect either.