Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
Even if in winter things tend to freeze
We've got the world monopoly on trees
And our country's bordered by three different seas

Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
We invented the zipper, we've got expertise
We made insulin to combat disease
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please

♫ Brits have got the monarchy
The US has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian ♫

Et si ce n'était pas assez
On a deux langues officielles:
L'anglais et le français
Ooh la la

Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
Where else do you find mounted police
Or go to the hospital and not pay fees
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please

And when freshwater is in high demand
We've got the world's largest supply on hand
So you know that we could make a pretty good friend
But it's even better if you can be...

♫ Brits have got the monarchy
The US has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian ♫

So you're thinking to yourself,
"How do I live in this beautiful country?"
Well we've got some steps for you to follow...

STEP 1: Lose the gun
STEP 2: Buy a canoe
STEP 3: Live multiculturally
STEP 4: You're ready, there is no more!

We got beavers, caribou and moose
We got buffalos, bears, and Canadian goose
And we're sorry about Celine Dion
But she did do that good song for James Cameron...

♫ Brits have got the monarchy
The US has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

The Greek chilled out with Socrates
Can't build a wall like the Chinese
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

In Kenya they have safaris
We've missed lots of other countries
But I know that you wanna be Canadian ♫ ♫

*promote, lets hope we get to see someone use the 'Raise the Cup' move this year.

Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Thursday, September 20th, 2012 7:42am PDT - promote requested by Zifnab.

Mmmm... poutine...

It's true that in every post-apocolyptic scenario I can imagine somehow Canada ends up just fine every time. Other than an ice age I suppose. That would probably be trouble.

Wait, give up your guns? I thought Canada had the highest guns per capita than the US? Any Canucks attest to the "gun loven, but not in anger" ways or was that thing I heard on the internet once wrong?!

Please...

Michael Moore made the claim that Canadians have more guns in Bowling for Columbine. Since then I've heard both that it's true and false. A quick search shows nothing to support it, and a lot to refute it. Still, the idea that Canadians don't use guns is wrong. We're still #12 in the world per capita, if Wikipedia can be trusted.>> ^GeeSussFreeK:

Wait, give up your guns? I thought Canada had the highest guns per capita than the US? Any Canucks attest to the "gun loven, but not in anger" ways or was that thing I heard on the internet once wrong?!

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Canada, dance, song, Canadian friendly' to 'Canada, dance, song, Canadian friendly, Canadian please' - edited by calvados

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Canada, dance, song, Canadian friendly, Canadian please' to 'Canada, dance, moves, song, Canadian friendly, Canadian please' - edited by calvados