How to get knocked out before the bell

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A short while later, Nakao's cornermen attacked Herring in what can only be seen as a secondary fit of stupidity. For those of you wondering, K-1 officials' final ruling on the match was a no contest, due to both Nakao's kiss and Herring's punch being ruled as fouls.

In all honesty, Nakao was lucky that was the end of it. His face wouldn't have EXISTED afterwards if the match had actually gone down.

rembarsays...

Although perhaps the professional fighter doth protest too much, imagine if he had slipped up in the heat of the moment and said something else:

"He tried to kiss me on the lips...like my father before that shrieking monkey drove me from that room, without giving me time to muster something other than, 'Papa, no!'....do we ever pay our dues, Mr. Sm" - oh, I'm sorry, what were we talking about? Right, right. BIG SWEATY MEN HIT EACH OTHER LIKE CHRIST INTENDED, THAT'S WHAT MAKES US MEN. *flexes muscles*

Baquetasays...

I'm not sure who I have the most disdain for right now: the outstandingly insecure Herring, or the dimwitted Nakao. If you're gonna try to rile the other guy up as much as you can, whilst standing a few inches away from him, be aware that he may try to sucker-punch you!

jmzerosays...

Not to sound like an ad, but Herring is fighting in the UFC on Jan 25 2007, free on Spike TV. He's actually quite the fighter - a worthy challenger for Sylvia's belt (assuming Crocop doesn't get to him first).

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