lol'd at "residual microwaves"

the tough part is catching the residual microwaves. they bounce around inside the microwave oven even when it's not turned on, because the microwave's walls have a special reflective coating.

when you open the microwave door to put your groceries inside, you have to do it quickly, so as not to lose too many of them. if the door's open too long, the microwaves will bounce out the opening, and the benefit to the produce will be lost.

of course, if you do end up losing the residual microwaves, you can restore them by turning on the microwave (with the door closed) for 5 seconds on 'HIGH'.

Nice one! Cheers PM

LOL. What is sad is he posted more videos after this, and people still think they are real...

Dear InfiniteSolutions,

I just watched your video about how to keep fruits and vegetables fresh in the microwave and am going to youtube to watch more of your helpful tutorials. I do have one question first: Should I use the anal lubricant before or after I bend over?

Thanks for your time.
MLx

i was expecting the banana to a'splode there at the end; that would have been a nice touch.

plastiquemonkey,

an easy way to never lose those residual microwaves is to do what I do. Just jam a small tape ball in the door latch so the microwave will stay on even when the door is open. A good way to warm frozen fingers after shoveling snow too.

i'll have to try that, thanks!

lolololol

save time and money by extending the life of your vegetables... all you need is 2 extra microwaves and some electricity twice a day!

lolol
this one is straight out of Viz Top Tips.

The most interesting thing is that the banana actually is a demonstration of Schrödinger's quantum superposition problem. We can never know if the banana is either fresh or asploded until we open the door. The banana actually exists simultaneously in both states, and only by the act of observation does the banana assume one state or the other- in essence the quantum waveform function of the banana collapses only by the act of observation.

Proponents of the "Many Worlds" school go further, and hold that the quantum wave function does not in fact collapse and form a single outcome, but rather that every possible outcome does exist in a parallel universe somewhere. So even if you are in our world scraping asploded banana from the inside of your microwave, you can be secure in the knowledge that an alternate version of you in a parallel universe is enjoying a fresh, ripe, un-damaged piece of fruit.

At 1:30.

He says he has two microwaves.

She goes "Hm". But she is thinking...Freak.

*lies

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