Oh this is the Big One! Ahhh Lord I'm coming Pearl! IM COMING TO SEE YA!

Only if Pearl is in jail.

well, at least he was committed.

*lies *comedy and dare I say *bravo

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"A nurse checked you out and there is nothing physically wrong with you"

Wait...this sounds like a job for... HOUSE! M! D!

*eia

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That dudes not fakin! ahhhh i want to see the part where he 'comes to'

Erm ... what is that ? I'm French. I dunno what it is all about ...

Whoopsies.

Damn, there goes my upcoming defense strategy.

just use the defibrilator

During his years in the military his DNA was fused with that of a opossum. Now he is an attorney by day and at night he becomes POSSUM MAN! Wherever danger lurks he will play dead!

Dude... this video is awesome.
However I can't help but think she's ignoring the impressive relationship between mind and body and that there may be something psychosomatic going on. You know it is possible to feel like you've been paralyzed but have in fact not been injured at all.
Then again, this dude is fucking awesome.

Never ever represent yourself unless you've spent years studying the law.

Those medics can't rule out certain neurological malfunctions without an MRI
Normal pulse and normal breathing, so what?

Notice that a half hour passed between the judge asking that people step out and the judge adding to the court record.

I think the guy is faking it, but a deputy/medic isn't remotely qualified to diagnose what happened here. He should be taken to a hospital. He could be having a heart attack or a stroke and still maintain partial awareness. Heart attacks can last for hours.

Of course he's faking it. But they can't be totally sure he's not faking it.

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You tell 'im, Judge. Lay down the *law.
*terrible.

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