Did he get tased?

Tags for this video have been changed from 'runawaybox, police, rude, guy, ticket, officer' to 'runawaybox, police, rude, guy, ticket, officer, hit different places' - edited by calvados

a guy is speeding down the highway, he sees a cop on a bridge with a radar gun so he slows down.

Sure enough, Cop pulls him over and asks the man to roll down the window. "What's the hurry?" the cop asks.

"Well" replies the man, "I'm late for work."

"Oh?" Says the cop, "And what do you do?"
"I'm an Asshole stretcher."
"An asshole stretcher?" The cop says, "What the hell do you do?"

"Well, I start off by inserting one finger in an asshole, then two, then three, and so on, until I get to about 6 feet."

"6 feet?" says the cop, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"

Smiling, the man replies "Give him a radar gun and put him on a bridge"

Dont tase me bro!

hahah "a handjob of a man". Great line.

I for one, never tire of comedy at the expense of civil servants.

They're both assholes. If you keep listening after the fade to black, USMCTree, you'll see that the asshole with the billy club wins.

FAKE!

The taser would have come out at "establish"...

Upvote for that last line. Fantastic.

*nsfw cause of sexual/curse words

Invocations (nsfw) cannot be called by Maven because Maven is not privileged - sorry.

Maven's right, this should have nsfw

Expected something better, his acting is quite bad I think.