Horrible and Yet Wonderful Local Commercial

"I want you to understand the bigness of our store"
jacobreckersays...

yeah trust me everyone down here is like that. everyone talks with an unintelligible southern accent, drives a truck, wears overalls and walks around barefoot with a piece of hay hanging from the mouth. we all worship god on wednesdays and sundays, watch fox news and proudly display our confederate flags. we hate liberals, non-americans, homosexuals and anyone who is not white.

like xax said, it would be very easy for the average omniscient and infallible non-southerner to run circles around all of us. everyone knows that ignorance and racism simply disappear once you leave the south.

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