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djsunkidNow somebody make a compilation of "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a ___" lines.
HaricotVert"Dammit djsunkid, I'm a doctor, not a mind reader!"
... kinda had the exact same comment in mind after seeing this, lol.
Found what you were looking for, though:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Dammit-Jim-Im-a-doctor-not-a-__________
neteansays..."it's worse than dead, Jim.... His brain is gone!" LMAO
jimnmsThey don't need a doctor on the Enterprise, they need a fucking coroner.![](https://videosift.com/vs5/emoticon/tongue.gif)
GreatBird"May the great bird of the galaxy bless your planet" Sulu, The Man Trap
Payback"BONES! He's been stabbed! DO... SOMETHING... QUICK... !"
"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a... oh... right..."
My Favourite by far is in the episode with the Vorta rock-eating mobile-pile-of-vomit creature. When Kirk tells Bones to use their intant-just-ad-water-powdered-shelter-mix to heal it.
"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a brick layer!"
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