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I believe this is the 1st part by the same author. He's a genius.

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Oh my god. It gets even better in the middle when that guy stops narrating.

Couldn't breathe.

That was brilliant. Better than a lot of movies I've seen!

Okay, I don't know if he stole the line from somewhere else, but there was actually a movie-worthy line in there:

"I have to kill fast and bullets are too slow"

that is fucking brilliant.

forgot - *videogames, too. Ive progressed only 5 minutes in and am in tears already. This is pure gold.

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This was most excellent. I really loved the completely unnecessarily long pan around to the golden statue. Great work.

Don't forget to watch past the credits, there's a machinima rave video.

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I loved the first one of these... the second one less so... but after a few minutes of this, I just didn't have the energy to continue. Some things don't need sequels.

would be a million times better if it was much shorter, sticking to a fluid story/plot. it just kinda peaks in the middle and then stays the same throughout. many parts would be much funnier with better delivery and timing, maybe splitting it up into several episodes as there is soooo much going on lol. i get its supposed to be nonsensical and random but that's just my opinion...still very amusing especially the amazingly retarded dialogue, A for effort and dancing.

ps. needs orange box tag i think

THE SCIENCE FLEW OFF HIS FACE!!! I hate it when this happens to me! I need my science!

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I teach English as a second language, so this is barely humorous to me as I hear this kind of language every day. It was interesting though to try and guess where the writer was from by the mistakes and style. My best guess: Mexico.

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