She's back at it boys. Nom nom nomino just got herself another top 15. Look at ˙er, she thinks she's all cool now cause she got her 100-star. pff.

btw. Awesome sift.

Bill is in awe of the power of the dark side.

looooooOOOOOOOooooool

sounds bitter

He's right! Imagine what the press would say about Bill had he told that joke. I guess being a sexually-repressed closet homosexual, i.e. Republican, gives you the right to make jokes like that.

Ha, and he didnt even mention that he was glad the woman couldnt be his wife.. *cough dick armey*

Clinton's Version:

"One time I was leaving a function and this lady comes right up to the limo. I don't even know why the secret service would let her get up so close to the window. Anyhow, this had to be the ugliest woman I've ever seen. Boy was she ugly."

"HOW UGLY WAS SHE?"

"She was so ugly I wouldn't even let her suck my dick in the Oval Office!"

"...then I snuck in the back entrance"

HAHAHAHAHHA! oh, that's not what he meant.

Whining about "the price tag of Iraq" for six years, then looting the Treasury of one trillion dollars (almost double the cost of Iraq) in less than 8 days to pay off taxocrat thugs and cronies while calling it a "stimulus".

Now THAT'S a double standard.

^A reasonable person couldn't agree with you more.

It's almost like Obama thinks taking the actions that have the highest chance of saving the US and global economy according to the mainstream economics community is more valuable than being responsible for the needless deaths of hundreds of thousands of Iraqis.

Heheh, nice. It's not a double standard, though. I mean, Bill, come on, you know why you're not allowed to have nice things.

bill clinton you dog you

>> ^rychan:
I mean, Bill, come on, you know why you're not allowed to have nice things.

LOL!

now that GW's out I'm waiting for the Original Prez's of Comedy tour.

The head of the Bush Crime Syndicate always makes me laugh. The old prick.

Upvote for most retarded news ticker.

A reasonable person couldn't agree with you more.

It's all there, in black and white, clear as crystal! Ignore at your own peril.

It's almost like Obama thinks taking the actions that have the highest chance of saving the US and global economy according to the mainstream economics community is more valuable than being responsible for the needless deaths of hundreds of thousands of Iraqis.

Almost? Not. Even. Close. BUD!

It's embarrassing how many have fallen for this manufactured taxocrat 'crisis'. Despite all the bad news, the economy is STILL growing. And any mainstream economics perfesser worth his/er salt knows the only way to get an economy moving is to slash taxes. Kennedy and Reagan both got government out of the way and their recessions each reversed in 18 months. FDR did what B. Hussein Obama is doing and prolonged the Depression for seven years. If you can figure out how Ninny Pelosi's 335 million for condoms is going to create jobs, by all means, don't keep it a secret!

Those "needless" deaths saved the other 30 million Iraqis from living under the bootheels of a murderous tyrant and his thug sons. War works.

Hey, many double standards are earned. Sorry, Bill, it's da facts.

Quantum mushroom, you are a fucking moron. Your party would spell the death of mankind.

You wouldn't believe in global warming even if you were 150 feet underwater.

Bill Clinton:

"So I tried to leave, and as I did, the ugliest woman i'd ever seen came up to me."

So I said, "Hillary, why do you always follow me around?"

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