way wayy off the point, but how does a virgin get enough head to keep a running average of c*cksucking everywhere?

Betcha she never, ever, tries sticking her fingers up a guys' ass again.

That sounds dangerous

Cool story, bro.
Stories like that have been posted all over for the last 15 years. The first one I read was like 1996 about the first anal sex while having diarrhea.

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K, I read Tucker Max in college. There's a much more offensive and disgusting story about a girl's first anal experience where Tucker empties the entire bottle of lube up her butt while his friend is in a bedroom closet filming it.

Too much lube, it fires out like a lube-shit volcano, his friend vomits, stumbling out of the closest from the stench, and all three of them end up tangled up in the middle of a shit-lube comforter on the ground.

And then they all jump up and yell "The Aristocrats!"

Oh yeah, or read Haunted by Chuck Palaniuk...