Clean it up... ass.

I have done that before with a patio window door at night, but not with a drink. I did end up with a running nose (not bleeding).

all i could think of was "Durrrrpadurr.."

This is very common. During construction it's common practice to make a big X out of tape on glass doors because someone won't just walk into it, they'll stick a 2x4 through it.

My cousin knocked herself unconscious as a kid by sprinting full speed into what she thought was the open side of a sliding glass door at a hotel. Luckily she was ok, aside from a bruise, once she came to.

Nice job... trailing the dripping coffee into the office.

A friend of mine had a mirror at the end of a hallway in his house that covered the entire wall (or rather, it was the wall). People would walk right into it, even with the reflection.

The best was watching a 7 y/o kid hit it at full speed holding a plastic cup full of pepsi. The kid was fine, but most of the drink ended up on the ceiling.

"Did I really just do that?
Why yes, yes I did. FML"

>> ^sme4r:
Clean it up... ass.


um, no.
an unmarked full size glass door -> asking for it.
i'd slam it to pieces if i had anything hard in my hands at that moment.

>> ^shole:
>> ^sme4r:
Clean it up... ass.

um, no.
an unmarked full size glass door -> asking for it.
i'd slam it to pieces if i had anything hard in my hands at that moment.


How about the giant metal bar along the bottom of the pane of glass? Or the fact that the actual door beside it is open?

Clean up the damn window.

What is with the secondary spill about 1-2 seconds after the primary?

For realz, haha I like how he said he would "slam it to pieces" if he had anything hard in his hands at the moment.
I.E. "I'm to dumb to figure out a glass door, and when forced to realize this by running into it, my stupidity angers me enough to smash what I don't understand with this hard object. Me fixy all with smashy."

You dumb, shole.

>> ^Shepppard:
>> ^shole:
>> ^sme4r:
Clean it up... ass.

um, no.
an unmarked full size glass door -> asking for it.
i'd slam it to pieces if i had anything hard in my hands at that moment.

How about the giant metal bar along the bottom of the pane of glass? Or the fact that the actual door beside it is open?
Clean up the damn window.

Had you been drinking coffee instead of latte flavored milk, you may had been alert enough to avoid this catastrophe.