Double-digit I.Q. Carlin's found his audience.

BTW Carlin appears to be Caucasian. The difference between mimes and self-hating Whites is mimes are tolerable.

"It's only a table knife, but you could kill a pilot with a table knife. Might take you a couple of minutes, you know... Especially if he's a hefty guy..."

How did George Carlin get inside my head?!? Dammit, I knew I should've worn the tinfoil hat!

Good one!!

George isn't a self-hating white...dunno where you picked that up from. He's a total misanthrope. And so am I.

I know I can't call *NSFW can someone else do it please, I got a very evil eye.

Gold Star invocations (nsfw) cannot be executed by evilernie because evilernie is not a Gold Star member - sorry.

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I'd like to hear the post 9/11 version of this monologue.

Wow, so I guess djsunkid is a racist

more like i've got a sense of humour about myself. Maybe i could have said that conservative americans are dumb. They tend to be white, I've noticed. But I'm white too, so does that mean I'm dumb?

Here's the thing- prejudice SUCKS. It can be funny to make fun of yourself, but when somebody suddenly takes you seriously it wrecks the whole joke.

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Lets avoid ad hominem attacks, shall we?

you know what?... if you can't joke about terrorism, the terrorists have won.

sorry quantum, one of the few times I've strayed from agreeing with your downvotes.

This one is gone. Dead and gone. *discard

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