He had me at "I'll kick a puppy and punch a kitten"...

He missed a few races to offend, otherwise pretty spot-on for what a matress commercial should be.

^Yes, mattress commercials were originally designed to be inherently racist!

^pfff...they'd pretty much HAVE to be.

LOL! That's what prompted me to post it. I didn't really LOL until that comment.

P.S. A big THANKS to all for voting for this and my other submissions and helping me achieve my bronze star! You all ROCK!

>> ^Throbbin:
He had me at "I'll kick a puppy and punch a kitten"...

After offending many races it's only fitting to throw in animals in there as well.

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