Jesus. I've been giving Terrorist Fist Jabs for years, now. Am I supposed to turn myself in? And where to? What kind of time am I looking at, because maybe nobody has noticed, and I'd really rather not go to prison over this...

The sad part is that so many Americans aren't smart enough to turn off FOX News...

*pound!

http://digg.com/2008_us_elections/Fox_News_Changes_Terrorist_Fist_Jab_Anchor_Loses_Her_Show

Karma's a bitch

This made it through my filter, so it must need an election08 tag.

Yes, pounding has such a deep romantic appeal.

For a talk show, with apparently good equipment, the audio really sucks.

Terrorist fist jab?

Lawyer: I'll ask the questions around here! Now listen here carjacker Willie.
Defense: Objection!
Judge: I'm going to allow it. It characterizes the defendant as a carjacker.

Ba, the fox lady is just reading the teleprompter.

She's Ron Burgandy?

If I hear the words "FOX" and "terrorist" in the same sentence just one more time, I'm going to be sick...

Shoulda held those fists in the air, see what Whitey says then.




oops. I'm white. Sorry.

Ok anyone notice Obama slaps her ass right after the fist pound. I mean he slaps her on the ass.

The young turk used to sneak around with the director's wife, so the director pumps helium gas into the booth that turk works in.

That's my sober deduction as to why he always speaks in a squeaky voice.

Wonder Twin Powers, ACTIVATE!

That guy said, "Re-Tivo." That's re-ridiculous.

No no, you're taking it all wrong. She was merely saying that some unnamed individuals are concerned it may be a terrorist fist jab. And who can blame them for being a little edgy after the recent terrorist scarf scare? . . .Things were so much simpler back when terrorists expressed themselves by blowing things up, it's the subtly of the modern terrorist that keeps me up at night.

I found TYT a bit annoying the first time I saw it, but I now think it should be on national TV.