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37 Comments
Fedquipsays...That is Garry Kasparov, more about the incident here
dystopianfuturetodaysays...Talk about a cock block.
sbchapmsays...*promote
siftbotsays...Self promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Monday, May 19th, 2008 9:24am PDT - promote requested by original submitter sbchapm.
fissionchipssays...Kasparov (translated): "I think we have to be thankful for the opposition's demonstration of the level of discourse we need to anticipate. Also, apparently most of their arguments are located beneath the belt."
Longer segment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq_-Gf9rXhE
fissionchipssays...*politics of course
siftbotsays...Adding video to channels (Politics) - requested by fissionchips.
11714says...wow. flying penises. whats next?
blutruthsays...You had me at helicockter!
sl666says...dupe of http://www.videosift.com/video/Sex-Toy-Helicopter-Interrupts-Speech
sbchapmsays...Actually, that ^ is a dupe of this one I'm pretty sure.
Trancecoachsays...Although, I'm sure the U.S. has bigger dicks in government, the Russian's have always surpassed our helicopter technology.
(BTW, if you just look at the photo (rather than the video), the tall goofy-looking guy in the middle appears to be wearing a propeller dick hat.)
Back in the 70s, the Russians regularly flew squadrons of their giant Swinging Cod bombers, as well as their supersonic fighter penises, the Mig 10.5, nicknamed the Rammer, at our borders. Fighter jets from bases in Freebeaver, Alaska would intercept the intruders at the border, preventing penetration of our airspace.
The Russians, in headlong and ill-advised fiscal irresponsibility, also developed some flops, such as the Mig 2.2, nicknamed the Flaccid, and the superfast and super-unreliable two-man deep penetration bomber, nicknamed The Clap because anyone who flew it suffered from painful urination for many days after the flight.
In an ever-advancing thrust for technological supremacy over the Rooskies, as did Spurtnik in its day, Americans have excelled in its miniaturization efforts and lead most developments in the field. Our "Peckinator" surveillance device, made by the Lockheed Teledildonics Division, is slightly larger than a housefly and emits a barely audible buzzing noise when in operation. The Russian's best effort so far is demonstrated in the video above.
Larger is not always better.
maatcsays...>> ^sl666:
dupe of http://www.videosift.com/video/Sex-Toy-Helicopter-Interrupts-Speech
Since I guess this one will stay, could you swap in the embed from break?
The one here is not working for me somehow...
Also are there any russian speakers here who can translate what his reply to this incident was?
dw1117says...Yeah change the embed and fix your tags, I duped it because I didn't search under "peniscopter" (stupid me).
http://www.videosift.com/video/Sex-Toy-Helicopter-Interrupts-Speech
sbchapmsays...===crickets===
siftbotsays...Tags for this video have been changed from 'peniscopter, helicockter, smackdown, penis, kasparov' to 'peniscopter, helicockter, smackdown, penis, kasparov, dildo' - edited by kulpims
MarineGunrocksays...Trouble here Also, it seems like this guy is protected like the president, what with body guards jumping in front
to stop the flying penis missile.
Zonbiesays...Aw no! I think Mr Garrison is looking for that...
*wtf!
siftbotsays...Adding video to channels (Wtf) - requested by Zonbie.
quantumushroomsays...I see the flying f*ck. Where's the rolling donut?
gwiz665says...Either * dead or *blocked.
siftbotsays...This video has been flagged as having an embed that is Region Blocked to not function in certain geographical locations - declared blocked by gwiz665.
jmdsays...not as funny as the original.
http://www.videosift.com/video/Attack-of-the-Flying-Dongs
rgroom1says...i think the flight of the valkyrie should be fit in here somewhere
ridesallyridencsays...Upvote for tags. Helicockter!! HA!
calvadossays...Neither dead nor blocked in Canada anyway.
siftbotsays...Tags for this video have been changed from 'peniscopter, helicockter, smackdown, penis, kasparov, dildo' to 'peniscopter, helicockter, smackdown, penis, kasparov, dildo, russia' - edited by jwray
AnimalsForCrackerssays...A case of real life imitating Second Life.
moodoniasays...I too searched for this vid before trying to submit it, but because of the "joke" search tags it wouldnt show up. Those tags can be funny but they are making videosift dire when it comes to tracking down videos.
randomizesays...Where is this blocked from? Cause it's all good in the Northern Land.
MycroftHomlzsays...Here is a much better version.
And I think it is not blocked.
sbchapmsays...Thank you Mycroft, I changed it. I should have fixed it up earlier; sorry for the confusing tags also. I just figured Penis and Flying would work in the title.
kulpimssays...*brief
siftbotsays...This video has been flagged as being less than 1 minute in length - declared brief by kulpims.
siftbotsays...2 more comments have been lost in the ether at this killed duplicate.
critical_dsays...*dead
siftbotsays...Automatically replaced video embed code with backup #2298 (supplied by member LarsaruS) - video declared dead by member critical_d.
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