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10 Comments
luxury_piesays...He had me @ 33 seconds. brilliant.
Kofisays...Gold!
lavollsays...*promote
siftbotsays...Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Thursday, August 25th, 2011 11:11am PDT - promote requested by lavoll.
Opus_Moderandisays..."I came home one day and my wife said 'I'm seeing someone else.' So I said 'Try rubbing your eyes or something'."
shuacsays...I like the little note explaining the pun (whale vs. wail).
EvilDeathBeesays...Holy shit, it's that wood-shop teacher from Weird Al's movie!
http://youtu.be/toNsPh-pxgc
Truckchasesays...I think he's hit on the convenience of externalizing blame. All the perks without that pesky guilt of conscience.
bareboards2says..."please break the laws...." that is my favorite bit.
bareboards2says...http://www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2005/sep/29/comedy.religion
Apparently one of his god jokes was voted best religious joke ever.
This isn't it, but it's funny:
"I'm not Catholic, but I gave up picking my belly button for lint."
and for the Sift crowd:
"A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits." He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, it keeps you from being Mormon ..." "
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