Ha! *quality

Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by Sarzy.

Play me off, Johnny!

I didn't think the original footage could be made any funnier. I was wrong.

I say! When I shift my monocle clockwise approximately fifty degrees thusly, thy moving pictures do seem to appear far more accordingly in line with the presented happenstance!

*music

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oh fuck yeah. this is officially the funniest video on the face of the planet. i was laughing so hard, i was crying. the piano and graininess was absolutely perfect! SOOO funny. i love this. i didnt think the original footage could get any funnier either. but holy fuck. this is gonna be the biggest video online. move over, chocolate rain.

ketamine, if i was a betting man.

Just for good measure: here's the original.

Hoodwinked, Bamboozled, and Shenanigan all in the same video!

The only way this could become even more epic is with the addition of a 'Gadzooks!'

i saved your bowl old man jenkins, hahah

*shortfilms

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Brilliant, hope he got to a hospital though
And alcohol is a *drug, and if something else caused this behavior it must have a drug too.

I'm with kymbos. I thought this would be the original but I was wrong. It was better.

Thanks for making our tragedies so comedic

For those oblivious of the source material:
http://shortfilms.videosift.com/video/Kids-don-t-do-drugs-and-then-go-to-the-store

*drugs

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This is not a dupe of http://videosift.com/video/Kids-don-t-do-drugs-and-then-go-to-the-store as the silent film era format is significant and stand alone.