*quality bad ass shortfilm!

Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by smiley.

*promote

Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Monday, July 16th, 2012 6:55am PDT - promote requested by kulpims.

What brain surgeon didn't notice he was putting dirty laundry in the dryer??? I mean seriously wtf?? Got even stupider after that.

>> ^Enzoblue:

What brain surgeon didn't notice he was putting dirty laundry in the dryer??? I mean seriously wtf?? Got even stupider after that.


Your skills as an internet troll are truly exceptional, you should figure out a way to make money from that so you don't have to live in your parents basement anymore.

>> ^Enzoblue:

What brain surgeon didn't notice he was putting dirty laundry in the dryer??? I mean seriously wtf?? Got even stupider after that.

HAHAHA!! DISREGARD THAT! I SUCK COCKS!


QFT!

*Promote the really really awesome Punisher

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Monday, July 16th, 2012 11:16am PDT - promote requested by LarsaruS.

maybe he dries things to freshen them... the punisher doesn't make things clean for change... he makes them pay and heats them up



... and this was well done damn good action sequence

>> ^visionep:

>> ^Enzoblue:
What brain surgeon didn't notice he was putting dirty laundry in the dryer??? I mean seriously wtf?? Got even stupider after that.

Your skills as an internet troll are truly exceptional, you should figure out a way to make money from that so you don't have to live in your parents basement anymore.


Oooo, burrrrn!

>> ^visionep:

>> ^Enzoblue:
What brain surgeon didn't notice he was putting dirty laundry in the dryer??? I mean seriously wtf?? Got even stupider after that.

Your skills as an internet troll are truly exceptional, you should figure out a way to make money from that so you don't have to live in your parents basement anymore.


You've been waiting for a chance to use that haven't you... My comment wasn't even trolling, what a waste. Look this director up to help him on his next film, your intellects would pair up nicely.

>> ^vaire2ube:

maybe he dries things to freshen them... the punisher doesn't make things clean for change... he makes them pay and heats them up

... and this was well done damn good action sequence


yes, first he had to punish his socks with hot air.

*nsfw

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These gangsters need(ed) to drink more milk!

After kicking ass, he's off to man-whore.

Forgot he was punisher, I just remember him as the guy from Hung.

Although this was a pretty good short film.

Jack Daniel's viral?

Why is nobody freaking out about Ron Freaking Perlman being in this?"!

Also, that's one durable bottle of Jack.

>> ^Babymech:

Why is nobody freaking out about Ron Freaking Perlman being in this?"!
Also, that's one durable bottle of Jack.


It's a special bottle JD produced during the LA riots.

NOT A DROP MUST BE SPILLED!!! Unless it's to, you know, barbeque someone.

ehh, I'm gonna nit pick.

#1 I HATE the fake camera shake. We all know this shit is done on dollys and steady cam out the ass, then to make it look like..frankly I have no idea why they inject camera shake, I don't want to see how Michael j. Fox see's the movie. .

#2 this bad guy seems to make everyone his target.. even little kids.. so why is he still alive? He is CLEARLY dumber then a stump and is lowest on the totem pole, some other punk would have put a bullet in him long ago.

#3 Our hero guy strolls in and really does not care...yet has the means to kill every single one of them in less then 10 seconds and some how eventually finds the will too. God damn this is 5th grade writing.

#4 oh my god.. the special effects... is this supposed to be gritty real life.. or mortal freaking kombat? It looks like that 5th grader also had a say in where blood was placed... cause he said EVERYWHERE!

>> ^Enzoblue:

What brain surgeon didn't notice he was putting dirty laundry in the dryer??? I mean seriously wtf?? Got even stupider after that.

Looks like a washing machine to me, just a vertical one. Laundromats tend to use those as they take up less space. If you need proof, look at the one on the bottom left at around 2:58, in HD, fullscreen. You can see the holes in the side of the drum, which are used to drain the water. Dryers don't have those holes, just a vent in the front and back.

>> ^jmd:

ehh, I'm gonna nit pick.
#1 I HATE the fake camera shake. We all know this shit is done on dollys and steady cam out the ass, then to make it look like..frankly I have no idea why they inject camera shake, I don't want to see how Michael j. Fox see's the movie. .
#2 this bad guy seems to make everyone his target.. even little kids.. so why is he still alive? He is CLEARLY dumber then a stump and is lowest on the totem pole, some other punk would have put a bullet in him long ago.
#3 Our hero guy strolls in and really does not care...yet has the means to kill every single one of them in less then 10 seconds and some how eventually finds the will too. God damn this is 5th grade writing.
#4 oh my god.. the special effects... is this supposed to be gritty real life.. or mortal freaking kombat? It looks like that 5th grader also had a say in where blood was placed... cause he said EVERYWHERE!


Well first of all this is an amateur fan film with no budget. Second of all, can't you just enjoy a good, over-the-top short film without dissecting it like a art-house film critic with a shitty blog?

Frankly that doesn't fly with me. It does not cost money to write a good script. This gets done before you even pick up the camera. You design your characters, the setting, and then lay out the time line of events.

THIS.. is what happens when you shoot first and write no script, and then during the editing process you let your 12 year old nephew play with it on the computer cause he just pirated after effects and really wanted to try out all the particle effects. I should be thankful he stayed away from digital pyrotechnics.

The larger problem, story-wise, is why Big Pun ignores the beating/implied rape of the unusually attractive prostie. She could have been killed while he sat on his ass.


>> ^jmd:

ehh, I'm gonna nit pick.
#1 I HATE the fake camera shake. We all know this shit is done on dollys and steady cam out the ass, then to make it look like..frankly I have no idea why they inject camera shake, I don't want to see how Michael j. Fox see's the movie. .
#2 this bad guy seems to make everyone his target.. even little kids.. so why is he still alive? He is CLEARLY dumber then a stump and is lowest on the totem pole, some other punk would have put a bullet in him long ago.
#3 Our hero guy strolls in and really does not care...yet has the means to kill every single one of them in less then 10 seconds and some how eventually finds the will too. God damn this is 5th grade writing.
#4 oh my god.. the special effects... is this supposed to be gritty real life.. or mortal freaking kombat? It looks like that 5th grader also had a say in where blood was placed... cause he said EVERYWHERE!