My favourite Die Hard TV edit comes from the third one, where they replaced Samuel L. Jackson's "motherfucker" with "melon farmer". There were some other good ones, too (like changing John McLane's sign in Harlem to "I hate everybody").

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omg.. this is the exact version they showed on local tv here in Singapore.

Singapore-where you can't hock a loogie in the street or spit yer gum out, but you are allowed to censor script for the masses,\ to sound ridiculous...."Hell yeah,Mr Falcon!!"

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Yes- leave in all the mass-murder and violence - but protect us from those naughty words. This version brought to you by the professional censors of dumbfuckistan.

Yippi-Kay-ye Mister Falcon! Hilariously stupid.

I remember seeing this version when flipping through channels. I feel as though they are insulting my intelligence by doing this rather than just inserting a second of silence when someone may swear.

Yeah, I remember seeing it too. My wife and I have been joking about this version for years. Vintage VideoSift.

AH HA HA!!! Yippy kai yea Mr. Falcon!!!!

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