I just watched a cat taking a dump... and I upvoted it..

-that's the angle mommmy watches kitty poo from all the time, she shared it with us all, how sweet.....kitty plays along, she gets free food and carte blanche to play with the tp roll, use paper instead of sand to cover her tracks....Good kitty!!

Kitty does a better job than I do.

He didn't flush, I'm not impressed.

I has avoidant paruresis! Pleez no film!

*scratch scratch* Why won't this porcelain move!? *sigh* Guess I'll have to use this flimsy paper...

All employees must wash their hands before returning to work.

Cat = fired.

>> ^BillOreilly:
He didn't flush, I'm not impressed.


He didn't wipe his arse.

Gonna have to get the Costco size toilet paper the way that cat goes through the stuff.

I had a cat, though she didn't use the toilet, she would go in the bathroom and get wads of toilet paper and take it to the litter box to cover her poo.