The founder of the satirical ‘Birds Aren’t Real’ conspiracy movement was interviewed by Fox News’ Pete Hegseth–and it’s not entirely clear that Hegseth knows Peter McIndoe is a comedian who’s trolling. Furthermore, some in Fox News’ audience responded by trying to debunk the conspiracy, while others were stupid enough to find it believable.
noimssays...

On one hand, there are mentally ill people out there who will believe things like that - it looks like some of the audience bought into it - so I can understand why the host wasn't sure if McIndoe truly believed it.

On the other hand, either the people who invited him onto the show were playing a prank on Hegseth or they didn't do even a modicum of research - it's not like this is a new movement.

On the secret third hand that humans all have, I hope the commenters here on the sift who also claim birds aren't real stop doing so - it's only feeding into the birdbrains' delusion. This paragraph was not written under duress, and there are no starlings in the room here with me.

newtboysays...

Only a government mole would say such a thing hoping to embarrass or shame people out of telling the truth!

What you don’t realize is we already know….moles (and gophers) also aren’t real, having been replaced worldwide by government controlled bioengineered cyborg rodents after 9-11 to keep track of may-be-terrorists who already know how to successfully avoid surveillance by “birds”.

Nice try…we’re on to you little fuzzy buddy.

noimssaid:

On the secret third hand that humans all have, I hope the commenters here on the sift who also claim birds aren't real stop doing so - it's only feeding into the birdbrains' delusion. This paragraph was not written under duress, and there are no starlings in the room here with me.

noimssays...

You can't afford to make enemies like that, newt. Big Mole has deep deep pockets.

newtboysaid:

Only a government mole would say such a thing hoping to embarrass or shame people out of telling the truth!

What you don’t realize is we already know….moles (and gophers) also aren’t real, having been replaced worldwide by government controlled bioengineered cyborg rodents after 9-11 to keep track of may-be-terrorists who already know how to successfully avoid surveillance by “birds”.

Nice try…we’re on to you little fuzzy buddy.

newtboysays...

Silly rodents….bring it.
You cannot hurt a newt, we can regenerate not just limbs but also our organs, even HEARTS, and that ability doesn’t go away with age like in other regenerators!!
(https://www.nature.com/articles/ncomms11069 )
and we are deadly poisonous!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvBi5Wv8-qg

Newts are the pinnacle of a 50 million year biological warfare scenario…impossible to kill, deadly to try.

BRING IT ON FURBALLS!

noimssaid:

You can't afford to make enemies like that, newt. Big Mole has deep deep pockets.

luxintenebrisjokingly says...

Am neutral on this issue of robotic crows & such -but someone mentioned starlings.

Starlings are not natural.

1) The iridescent color is an illusion
2) They can and have spoken in English & other tongues
3) A pair raised a brood in a tree next to the house & rarely made noise

None of this is normal bird behavior.

1) am told their plumage (notably the ' iridescence') has no true pigment but the structure of their feathers. Could be that it's a cloaking device since we don't always see them around.

2) if they can speak in captivity, they must while in the flock, if only to keep their English (et al) sharp. it's proof that they hear and understand us. handy for data gathering.

3) Since the pair near us have raised littles & they only 'buzz' when ma or pa show up with Grub Hub - it suggests they are covert creatures. a trait common in spies. [also, mysteriously two of the house cats have gone missing just before they moved in.]

not saying ALL birds are bots - but if there is a place to start an investigation - Starlings are the best bet.

How do we know that they weren't behind this obvious attempt at propaganda. as if falling in love is akin to being in a murmuration...


Biden Smiden - investigate Starlings.

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