Bill Maher ~ New Rules (May 18th 2012)

New Rules from May 18th 2012
RhesusMonksays...

"It's more like the Tupac hologram visited Disneyland." Awesome.

It's got a CENTER FOR CREATION STUDIES. It's a UNIVERSITY. No legitimate leader would be caught dead in the parking lot. Ugh. Sealed his own fate. R-Money is unelectable.

lantern53says...

How is R-money unelectable?

We elected a man with a muslim name, a socialist background, from an anti-semitic racist church who spent his last two years of highschool in a drug-induced haze, then hung out with unrepentant terrorists and visited 57 states, then selected a brainiac Joe Biden to be his running mate?

oOPonyOosays...

At 5:20 he mentions the painter James McNaughton. I recently saw his "Peace is Coming" in a mall in Arizona, and drew my family over to bask in the crazy. Jesus hanging with examples of histories various armies. I am surprised to hear him mentioned by Bill and that this painter must have fans. Check his website - especially "One Nation Under Socialism". I'll spare you the eye-pain to say that is is a painting of Obama burning the Declaration. At least I assume it is Obama, perhaps Tracy Morgan? No excuse for sloppy technique.

ChaosEnginesays...

>> ^lantern53:

How is R-money unelectable?
We elected a man with a muslim name, a socialist background, from an anti-semitic racist church who spent his last two years of highschool in a drug-induced haze, then hung out with unrepentant terrorists and visited 57 states, then selected a brainiac Joe Biden to be his running mate?


You know, it's times like this when mere words won't do. What's needed here.... is a southern gospel choir.

Wait a minute! What's this? Can I get an "oh yeah"!?

OOOOOHHHHHHH..... YEEEAAAAAAH

Thank you. Let us begin.

<southern gospel voice>
Ladies and gentlemen! We have before us such a man, nay, a child calling himself a man, that gives the word "retard" new meaning.

congregation: Tell it, preacher!

This so-called man has the audacity, the temerity, the something-else-ending-in-ity to speak such utter bullshit, that Glen Beck himself looks upon him and weeps for his idiocy.

congregation: Hallelujah!

Brothers and sisters! There is but one response that his inanity is worthy of.
There is but one riposte that is befitting such a childish, uneducated, dumb-ass train of what simple folk might mistake for thought.

I leave it now for the choir to preach the good words.

GOOOOOOOOO..... FUUUUUUUUUUCK.... YOOOOOOO'SEEEEELF!!
Let me hear it now...

Go fuck yourself! (yeah!)
Go fuck yourself! (Sing it loud!)
Go fuck yourself! (you moron!)
Yeaahhhh ,go fuck yourself!!! (one more time)

GOOOOOOOOO..... FUUUUUUUUUUCK.... YOOOOOOO'SEEEEELF!!

malldaffersays...

How is R-money unelectable?

We elected a man with a muslim name, a socialist background, from an anti-semitic racist church who spent his last two years of highschool in a drug-induced haze, then hung out with unrepentant terrorists and visited 57 states, then selected a brainiac Joe Biden to be his running mate?

Unfortunately Romney is absolutely electable...because we have an the ignorant masses who think that the bible is more important that the middle class, than small businesses, and secular education.

Name is isignificant to election, socialism is superior to a total free market system, all churches should be politically ignored, who hasn't smoked pot?, the comment on hanging out with a terrorist is a GROPer, I mean GOPer lie. Lets dwelll in the world of truths here.

Stormsingersays...

>> ^malldaffer:

How is R-money unelectable?
We elected a man with a muslim name, a socialist background, from an anti-semitic racist church who spent his last two years of highschool in a drug-induced haze, then hung out with unrepentant terrorists and visited 57 states, then selected a brainiac Joe Biden to be his running mate?
Unfortunately Romney is absolutely electable...because we have an the ignorant masses who think that the bible is more important that the middle class, than small businesses, and secular education.
Name is isignificant to election, socialism is superior to a total free market system, all churches should be politically ignored, who hasn't smoked pot?, the comment on hanging out with a terrorist is a GROPer, I mean GOPer lie. Lets dwelll in the world of truths here.


The very reason we find ourselves in such a state is that too many people have no interest in facts. They have swallowed the "thinking is hard" brainwashing hook, line, and sinker, and can't be bothered to do anything but parrot the lines of the party their parents worshiped.

lantern53says...

>> ^malldaffer:

How is R-money unelectable?
We elected a man with a muslim name, a socialist background, from an anti-semitic racist church who spent his last two years of highschool in a drug-induced haze, then hung out with unrepentant terrorists and visited 57 states, then selected a brainiac Joe Biden to be his running mate?
Unfortunately Romney is absolutely electable...because we have an the ignorant masses who think that the bible is more important that the middle class, than small businesses, and secular education.
Name is isignificant to election, socialism is superior to a total free market system, all churches should be politically ignored, who hasn't smoked pot?, the comment on hanging out with a terrorist is a GROPer, I mean GOPer lie. Lets dwelll in the world of truths here.


This argument is about electability, not song-writing 'prowess'.

Also, the argument is not about whether socialism is superior to free market capitalism (which it has never been shown to be).

Lolthiensays...

>> ^lantern53:

How is R-money unelectable?
We elected a man with a muslim name, a socialist background, from an anti-semitic racist church who spent his last two years of highschool in a drug-induced haze, then hung out with unrepentant terrorists and visited 57 states, then selected a brainiac Joe Biden to be his running mate?


trololololol

Also, I'm a huge fan of Biden.

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