Stupid monkey.

Are you sure he's that high up on the evolutionary tree?

The moral of the story is, make sure you steal enough beer before you get drunk.

I understood 'sagging' in the sense you didn't want your pantline a few inches under your chest, but when most of your ass is hanging out and its a detriment to your mobility it might not be the smartest fashion choice. That said, it obviously has its benefits as seen in the video. Hopefully one day it becomes fashionable to wear razors around your junk, that way anyone dumb enough to do it is eventual removed from the gene pool.

There's a reason that crap is called "pre-jail garb".

I'm actually surprised the store people didn't have the same idea I did when I saw the car wait for traffic: grab a beer and throw it at the car!!!

Yep, and the irony of course is that sagging as a fashion statement is generally believed to have started in prison where they take your belts away. The place this guy will inevitably end back up.>> ^Crosswords:

I understood 'sagging' in the sense you didn't want your pantline a few inches under your chest, but when most of your ass is hanging out and its a detriment to your mobility it might not be the smartest fashion choice. That said, it obviously has its benefits as seen in the video. Hopefully one day it becomes fashionable to wear razors around your junk, that way anyone dumb enough to do it is eventual removed from the gene pool.

they stole..........beer? a beer heist? for fuck sake, if you need to get hammered that bad i'll buy you a case meself and save you the embarrassment

Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Lookin' like a fool
With your pants on the ground!

the road rash on those hands is going to be a bitch.