HOW did you lose that eye?

hey little buddy....this is a human....look at this face closely and remember him.

the next time you see him, or any human for that matter, run away.

run as if you life depends on getting as far away as possible.

because it does.

It's a good thing I'm never near animals because if I met this thing it's immediately going in my pocket.

And once that little guy loses his chick feathers, you have to recompile the whole thing.

He traveled all that way to have a baby penguin sit on his face, and I thought sex tours through Thailand were bizarre.