EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

3 points to him for trying. Now if would just tell the kids that they're not invincible, and that only 1 in a million of them will ever be a celebrity, and that 99% of that isn't how hard you work, but how good you look.

I'll jump it up to 4 points. This is the first time I actually liked him. It's even close to possible respect that I'm feeling.

Fuck you @ant. How dare you make me not hate Ashton Kutcher!

edit: Actually, I really think the rest of the world was made by people a lot smarter than the audience at the teen choice awards.

-10 points for making my think this was a realmedia stream.

Damn-it.

I can't decide if this is the best or worst audience for this speech.. maybe both

"The sexiest thing... is being really smart"

*MINDLESS SCREAMS*

That audience was just freaking horrible. Oh, and to all those absolute morons who kept screaming how much they loved him at the very top of their lungs - you say you love him, so why can't you just shut the fucking fuck up when the guy's talking?

HARRUMPH!

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