Tags for this video have been changed from 'onn, video games, apocalypse' to 'onion, video games, apocalypse, hellscape, mutants, super soldiers' - edited by Bleedingsnowman

Hehe, I didn't read the tags... it had me going for a few seconds there...

I find it's best to avoid reading the tags and channels, if you're the type who can do that.

"He's gonna have to get down there with the axe and hack and hack and hack..."

Oh man. I probably shouldn't be laughing at that! But damn, that's funny.

"Jewish Scientists Discover New Way to Disappoint Parents"

>> ^nadabu:
"He's gonna have to get down there with the axe and hack and hack and hack..."
Oh man. I probably shouldn't be laughing at that! But damn, that's funny.


Yeah, that part got my upvote too! It gave me some vivid mental images...

The title had me ranting away when I saw the link on bluesnews.com, I should have known this was an Onion video. Very funny.

I'm way ahead of this. My kids have been in training for years. Not only have they had extensive FPS training, they've played RPS games too. They've been blowing heads off zombies and fightin the Flood since they were 5.

They're ready.

I'm more worried about the problem the naysayer brought up: some of these highly skilled kids will become zombies themselves. They're going to know all of our tactics!

All their lives?? Are they crazy!! Kids have just over 3 years to get ready for this apocalypse.




2012, I love you.

Been playing videogames for well over a decade..... My hand-eye coordination is flawless

>> ^Friesian:
I'm more worried about the problem the naysayer brought up: some of these highly skilled kids will become zombies themselves. They're going to know all of our tactics!


Just spray-paint yellow lambdas everywhere... it'll keep 'em distracted for days.

They should have mentioned Left 4 Dead - that game truly encourages cooperation and teamwork!

*dark
*future

Adding video to channels (Dark, Future) - requested by Eklek.

I have yet to see a game depict an undisputable post-acolaptic reality - sexual slavery. I will make my son watch Mongol over and over to perfect his woman-snatching skills. Or maybe Waterworld.

go zombie kids