Kark!! Get this off mahhhh, Marine Corps Video Blog!!!!

...and get out the ™Ban roll-on!

just not funny. if a more serious point was trying to be made then you've lost me.

screams of self-post...developmentally disabled-takin up space

*blog

*blog

Sending this video to Sift Talk for discussion (sent by gold star member choggie)

Let's put it through the JoeDirt Self-Linked Astro-Turf Sift test™:
+ Created commercially by ApeWarfare
+ Posted to ApeWarfare YouTube account
+ Submitted to the Sift by apewarfare

The Posting Guidelines clearly states:

1. Please don't self link. While you may see this site as a great way to promote a project you are working on, it would be bad for our content if everyone just put up videos of them and their friends doing random things. If you think that the project you've put together is truly amazing and we must see it, please email us. We'll take a look at it and if we think it's really great too, we'll add it for you. If you skip this step your account will be deleted. Hey it's harsh, but it's harsh love.

2. Please do not post videos that make fun of other races. Because of the high volume of traffic on the site, it would be very easy to offend a good deal of people with material like this. If you think the material is questionable, it's probably not going to pass our standards.

Other invocations (ban) cannot be executed when called with discard - ignoring calls. (called by benjee)

OK arsey SiftBot: *discard the worst video I've ever seen on the Sift

Discarding this post (discard called by gold star member benjee)

I recommend we *ban this horrific user, for the reasons given above.

ApeWarfare has been nominated for banination by gold star member benjee. This may be due to abuse or violations of the posting guidelines. If this nomination is seconded, the account will be permanently disabled.

And I might aswell *blog this back to SiftTalk for the second...(any others I've missed out?!)

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)

[said in James Bond villian voice:]
Goodbye Mr. Ape

*ban

ApeWarfare has been seconded for banination by gold star member dag. This account will now be disabled. If you would like to appeal this banination, ApeWarfare, you may contact the administrators.

..served that shit up chilly n' quick!

Tags changed from "parody" to "parody,without merit,uncreative,daed" by gold star member choggie.

Nice work *Banditos

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heeh thats pretty funny a glitch *bananariffic!

Siftbots'a reaaaaal playah!

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dead kicking corpse *banter

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*ban
*terminate
*burn

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Would this be a queue*ban?

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Looks more like a gang[forbidden character]ban to me, silvercord.

What's with the witty *banter?

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When it rains, it pours: http://www.videosift.com/video/Holddown-Tests-for-Masten-Space-Systems-XA-01-VTOL

There can no longer be any sort of excuse like "I didn't know" given our new, big, fat, highlighted, solid red warning message at the top of the submission page, unless you're blind or wearing a *bandana over your eyes while submitting.

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His account is *bankrupt

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The thing I love most about the sift is the witty *banter I come across in the comments.

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If I ever met 'apewarfare' he'd need a shitload of *bandages almost immediately.

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ahh! I missed all the fun I've been having problems with my *bandwidth
(yes, I know this one is lame but you guys already tried all the good ones)

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OH OH OH! I've got one!

*ban


Don't you think this is some form of bullying?

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click!

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LOL nice one firefly
I don't know if this is bullying darskun, but this *banefully awful post deserves it
(I stink at this)

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I think firefly is taking "mafia week" just a wee bit too seriously.

*hides*

<inserts clip, loads and places muzzle onto apewarfares prune like head>

<pulls trigger>

*BANG

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"I think firefly is taking "mafia week" just a wee bit too seriously.

*hides* "

Could you be there?....Come out, Come out, wherever you are!!

OK, so it's not mafia, but it's De Niro dammit!

ring ring ring ring *banana phone......

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Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)

*bang! goes the dynamite.

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it appears that everyone has taken their respective places at the *banch to once again *band together to *banalize the *ban invocation!!

i've brought *bandaids & *bandages ... this may get nasty!!

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"Jesus titty-fucking!"


Spotsworth-"Team America"

properly *banished

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this siftalk post is *bantastic

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there is a point where it becomes *banal

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yeah, better to a*bandon this thread, before we ruin it.

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